"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
— Mark Twain (via succ3xy)

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  1. Date Posted Icon 15th March 2012
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~ Woody Allen

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~ Woody Allen

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"If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. ~ George Carlin"
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"The best way to become boring is to say everything. ~ Voltaire"
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